10 signs your fully primal

1) You make a really good designated driver
2) You don’t hesitate to eat meat with your hands, sometimes rare meat, sometimes while driving or in a meeting
3) Your co-workers come by to see what you’re eating at lunch everyday – kind of like a freakshow. (Suckling pig with cauliflower-cous has been my best work lunch to date)
4) When you go to a restaurant, your order reads like a Shakespeare monologue, “side of veggies, steamed….can you hold the butter? can you remove the cheese? Can I get chicken with that? dressing on the side. oh wait, can you sub balsamic instead of the honey-mustard? Water. Yes, just water.”
5) 3 / $2 avocados!!!!!!!
6) $4 kelp noodles!!!!!!
7) Going to buy supplements/vitamins is your retail therapy. ”oooohhhh! You sell natural calm!?!”
8) Your sole purpose for owning a shot glass is for your fish oil.
9) You have a mini-meltdown if you run out of fat or protein sources. OMG, we’re out of coconut oil! we don’t have any nuts! You ate the last 3 eggs!! GAH!
10) Guacamole is your condiment of choice. For everything.

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* "cosmopolitian primal girl"